Mute everything.
Miss nothing.
When something breaks, your phone lights up — even on Do Not Disturb. Everything else can wait.
How it works
1
One person connects the bot
Sign in with Slack, name your group. Done in 60 seconds.
2
Set up teams from Slack
/yawp setup — everyone you add gets a DM with push notification setup. Nobody visits a website.
3
Fire when it matters
/yawp fire — phones go off, even on silent. No response in 15 min? Auto-escalates.